Famous TV personality, president promoter, Kindle kisser, car giver-awayer, and book lover* Oprah Winfrey now has a Twitter account to call her own. Here is her first tweet:

HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY .

Here is another one:

good nite tweets. first big day in twitterland. gotta get some shut eye and use the weekend for rebooting.

Her first tweets are absolutely provocative and engaging, as I find myself re-reading them trying to find new and hidden meanings.

Since everything Oprah touches turns to gold, prepare to see an influx of Oprah fans with user names like:

  • SoccerMom88
  • OprahRocksMyAfternoon1
  • ImAPowerfulWoman35
  • InviteMeToOprahsChristmasEpisodePlease

If only Oprah could discover how awesome Amazing Wow is and how lame traditional music distribution is becoming. We should assemble a street team called Project O and we should send press releases to Harpo Inc. every single hour of every day to get us some air time on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Heck, we’d be happy for a little snippet in O Magazine.

*See James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces.

- Kyle