I’m on the promo list for a bunch of anonymous PR companies who send me the most inane emails, often as if they’re the artist themselves. I searched for “genre” and “seamlessly” in my inbox, only drawing from the last two months:

…heaps of genre bending cello playing..

…they’ve been making forward thinking, genrebreaking music for nearly two decades…

…Evading the pitfalls of a genre controlled mix…

…he seamlessly blends different genres…

…seamlessly, the instruments collide…

…seamlessly and unequivocally…

…transitioning seamlessly from dreamlike moments of psychedelia to bursts of powerpop spontaneity…

…they seamlessly destroy traditional barriers…

my name is AMANDINE I am 22 and I hope you will like my music!

and finally:

The idea behind the album The Go 2 Man is simple: “It’s who I am,” Jigg says. Bigg Jigg got the nickname The Go 2 Man because he always has what the people need.

I’m sure real writers’ inboxes are alot funnier than mine :p